John Thomson

John Thomson

Filmography

As Cast

Nightborn (2026)
as Jon's Father
The People Before (2025)
as Knotweed Man
Fackham Hall (2025)
as Bill
Secret Life of the Auction House (2025)
as Self - Narrator (voice)
Art Detectives (2025)
as William Titchfield
Celebrity Puzzling (2025)
as Self - Panellist
The Gentlemen (2024)
as Frank
The 1970s: Those Were the Days (2024)
as Self - Narrator
Captivated (2024)
as Geoff
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two (2024)
as Self
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy (2023)
as Self
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa (2023)
as Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs (2022)
as Self
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More (2022)
as Self
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (2022)
as Plank
Sister Boniface Mysteries (2022)
as Leonard Monk
Dodger (2022)
as Farmer Grundles
Best Year Ever (2022)
as Self - Actor
Celebrity Lingo (2022)
as Self - Contestant
Last Train to Christmas (2021)
as Vic
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! (2021)
as Narrator
Les Dawson Lost Tapes (2021)
as Self
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown (2021)
as Self - Contestant
The Weakest Link (2021)
as Self
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self/Various Characters
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years (2020)
as Self
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self
Dog Loves Books (2020)
as Dog (voice)
McDonald & Dodds (2020)
as Jimmy Daly
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped (2019)
as Narrator
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story (2019)
as Himself
7 Up & Me (2019)
as Self
This Time with Alan Partridge (2019)
as Joe Beasley
Brassic (2019)
as Colin Popov
The People's Vet (2018)
as Self - Narrator
Celebrity Catchphrase (2018)
as Self
Shane the Chef (2018)
Dying Laughing (2017)
as Self
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car (2017)
Richard Osman's House of Games (2017)
as Self - Contestant
Billionaire Boy (2016)
as Len
Grimsby (2016)
as Bob Tolliver
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle (2016)
as Kevin Ruddock
Caroline Aherne at the BBC (2016)
as Self - Presenter
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit (2016)
as Self
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun (2016)
as Self - Narrator
Fungus The Bogeyman (2015)
Northern Soul (2014)
as Terry
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled (2014)
as Self
Dementamania (2013)
Pulp (2013)
as Dave Burns
Help Point (2013)
as Stephen
The Power of Darts (2013)
as Narrator (voice)
Strange Hill High (2013)
as Various (voice)
Father Brown (2013)
as John Banks
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (2013)
as Self - Narrator
Through the Keyhole (2013)
as Self
Catchphrase (2013)
Through the Keyhole (2013)
as Self - Panelist
Plebs (2013)
as Mr. Adolphus
The Mimic (2013)
as Nigel Lord
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (2013)
as Self - Contestant
The Job Lot (2013)
as Kevin
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (2012)
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke (2012)
as Himself
BBC Comedy Feeds (2012)
as Steve
The Jonathan Ross Show (2011)
as Self
Sooty (2011)
as The Boss
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (2011)
as Self - Participant
The Lock Up (2011)
as Narrator
Death in Paradise (2011)
as DCI Chris Ricketts
The Chase: Celebrity Special (2011)
as Self
The Road to Coronation Street (2010)
as Harry Kershaw
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (2010)
as Self
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009)
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Big Top (2009)
as Geoff
Angela and Friends (2009)
Heads or Tails (2009)
as Self - Contestant
Inkheart (2008)
as Darius
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong (2008)
as Self
All Star Mr & Mrs (2008)
Celebrity Juice (2008)
as Self
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' (2007)
as Self - Narrator (voice)
Skins (2007)
as Sam Brooks
Mobile (2007)
as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
Kingdom (2007)
as Nigel Pearson
Engineering the World Rally (2007)
as Himself - Narrator
The Dealer (2006)
as Bat
New Street Law (2006)
as Charlie Darling
Ghosthunting With... (2006)
Waterloo Road (2006)
as Nelson Smith
Waterloo Road (2006)
as Nelson Taylor
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Monkey Trousers (2005)
8 Out of 10 Cats (2005)
as Self
The F Word (2005)
Fat Slags (2004)
as Foreman
Blackpool (2004)
Appointment with Dr. Terrible (2003)
as Interviewee – Actor
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy (2003)
The Terry and Gaby Show (2003)
Celebrity Mastermind (2003)
Celebrity Mastermind (2003)
as Self - Contestant
24 Hour Party People (2002)
as Charles
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (2002)
as Self
Johnny Vaughan Tonight (2002)
as Self
Station Jim (2001)
as Harold
Dog Eat Dog (2001)
as Football Coach
Murder in Mind (2001)
as Alan Squires
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible (2001)
as Sir Donald Tyburn
Bill and Ben (2001)
as Bill (voice)
Born Romantic (2000)
as First Cab Driver
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) (2000)
The Flint Street Nativity (1999)
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show (1999)
as Self
It's Only TV But I Like It (1999)
as Self
Up 'n' Under (1998)
as Stan
The Fast Show Live (1998)
You Are Here (1998)
as Peter Keggy
Ted & Ralph (1998)
as Vicar
Cold Feet (1998)
as Pete Gifford
Roger Roger (1998)
as Barry
The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
as Dimitri
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997)
as Mr. Loughborough
Midsomer Murders (1997)
as Cooper Steinem
Roger Roger (1996)
as Barry
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon (1996)
Pond Life (1996)
Silent Witness (1996)
as DI Warren Bull
Never Mind the Buzzcocks (1996)
as Self - Panellist
Saturday Live (1996)
as Cabbie
The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995)
as Nathan
Fist of Fun (1995)
as Pied Piper of Hamelin
Crapston Villas (1995)
The World of Lee Evans (1995)
as Customer
Coogan's Run (1995)
as Fat Bob
Dangerous Lady (1995)
as Lee Ryan
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994)
as Fat Bob
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994)
as Bernard Right On/Various
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era (1994)
as Simon Joke
The Fast Show (1994)
as Various Characters
Pie in the Sky (1994)
as Andrew Vernon
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge (1994)
as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge (1994)
as Joe Beasley
Ready, Steady, Cook (1994)
as Self - Guest
The Day Today (1994)
as Treasurer
Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993)
as Fat Bob
Shooting Stars (1993)
as Self
Harry (1993)
as Royo
The Weekenders (1992)
as Policeman 1
The Dead Good Show (1992)
as Various
Blue Heaven (1992)
as Waiter 2
Men Behaving Badly (1992)
as Ken
Paul Merton: The Series (1991)
Soldier Soldier (1991)
as Sgt Dunn
Murder Most Horrid (1991)
as Daniel Hoffmeyer
The Word (1990)
This Morning (1988)
as Self
Top of the Pops (1964)
as Self - Host
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
as Self - Team Captain
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
as Bernard Righton

As Crew

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
Writer
Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm (2019)
Director
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994)
Writer
The Fast Show (1994)
Writer